Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rude-olph.

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Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet.

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Q: Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

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Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
a: North Polish.

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Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: PENguin.

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Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side

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Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

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Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

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Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

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A: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Q: Missletoe!

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Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

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Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

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Q: When you stop believing in Santa Claus?
A: When you start getting clothes for Christmas.