What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !

We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !